floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

5 hours ago with 423793 notes — via skinnygalore, © floozys



simplyshrinking:

love-butts:

Jenah Yamamoto


God damnit. She just gets better and betters!!!

simplyshrinking:

love-butts:

Jenah Yamamoto

God damnit. She just gets better and betters!!!

5 hours ago with 2577 notes — via simplyshrinking, © love-butts



ilikepenguinsthatplayhockey:

pensfan4lfe:

JamesNeal18.com

OH GOD, SAY IT AINT SO

IM CRYING REAL TEARS

ilikepenguinsthatplayhockey:

pensfan4lfe:

JamesNeal18.com

OH GOD, SAY IT AINT SO

IM CRYING REAL TEARS

5 hours ago with 84 notes — via ilikepenguinsthatplayhockey, © pensfan4lfe
#i feel like they stole him from us #this is #NOT RIGHT



lameborghini:

my biggest tip that i can offer to anyone is to fake confidence until it’s real

5 hours ago with 57942 notes — via simplyshrinking, © lameborghini



gollums-new-best-friend:

chileanboyvstheworld:

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

I feel safer already

5 hours ago with 470429 notes — via sniffing, © mcaubergine



sanderlust:

my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked

6 hours ago with 554754 notes — via sniffing, © 23jan




-There’s really not much to know about me, look at me.
-I am.

-There’s really not much to know about me, look at me.

-I am.

6 hours ago with 938 notes — via c-hristiangrey, © fuckedshades
#YES #HE IS THE ONLY REASON IM WATCHING THIS MOVIE



leodeservestheoscar:

If you want to ruin a song forever use it for your alarm

6 hours ago with 390432 notes — via sniffing, © leodeservestheoscar



decomfortable:

I want money

image

power

image

and glory

image

6 hours ago with 93480 notes — via sniffing, © decomfortable



schmookens:

how many dicks will i suck in 2014

8 hours ago with 18431 notes — via sniffing, © schmookens
#zero



danceycorpse:

condescendingchristian:

this pic honestly says it all

image

I don’t know what I expected

8 hours ago with 283934 notes — via sniffing, © poledancing4jesus



10 hours ago with 579971 notes — via pensandsid, © toocooltobehipster



nya-kin:

me exercising

12 hours ago with 7334 notes — via versacepromises, © nya-kin